A hot Italian sausage , please.
Yes, she says.
How old your baby? She asks, flipping the sausage on the grill.
One. I say.
I want babies too. But difficult to find a nice man, you know. Men only want to sleeping, sleeping with woman. Sleeping, you know. Just sleeping and that's it. No good.
Yes, I say. Only have babies with nice man.
Yes, she say. I want with nice man.
Where you from? she says.
India, I say.
Aah, I am thinking Italian, she says. You are looking , from Italian.
Where are you from? I ask
Turkey. (pronounced (toorkey, in a very turkeyish accent). You know Turkey?
Yes, I say.
She smiles.
I get my passport, then I go home, She says.
Passport? I say. Oh, Citizenship?
Ya, shes says, citizen. Then I go back. Here, no life. Turkey, very good. Here, too much work, work work. everything rush , rush. And tax. Too much tax. Tax, tax, tax.
I, no like here.
Have you applied for citizenship? I ask.
Yes, she says. One year and 5 months more, she says.
She is counting.
Here, your hot dog. You enjoy.
You look good. Like Italian. Good with baby.
Thank you, I say. Grin, grin.
Well, good luck, I say. Adding relishes to the hot dog.
I will see you again. Ketchup and Mustard.
Ya, she says. Nice to talk to you.
Bye.
Conversation with a hot dog vendor from Turkey, outside Union station in Toronto. 1.30 pm , Monday afternoon.
She belives men mostly just want to sleep around, Canada has way too much taxation, and that someone who looks incredibly Indian can also look Italian.
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LOL...nice post... Very journalistic...you have a very fresh way in narrating your stories...keep them stories coming!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha loved it..I like the toorkey lady..and ya..she will so need a man who doesnt just sleep sleep sleep.
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ReplyDelete@ this is that: I knew you would love it. Everytime I have these encounters, I can't wait to tell you.
@Susan: Thanks for always reading.
Loved this !!!!!
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